She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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