Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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