Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Swine flu is the new snow day.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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