playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Randomize
