So how was he last night?
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I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?