The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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