I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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