We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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