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Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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