So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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