i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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