Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
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She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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