me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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