I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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