oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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