yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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