you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
What a dumb baby whore.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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