I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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