You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
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