The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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