she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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