told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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