that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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