I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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