okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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