is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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