So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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