There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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