at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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