there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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