My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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