belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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