Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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