That's intense
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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