Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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