Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
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Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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