so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
wow bdsm is so cute
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