There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
