? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
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also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
there is glitter all over my balls
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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