he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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