Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
