I cockslap morals
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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