return my video game
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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