thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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