THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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