i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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