Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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