Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Green mimosas i think yes
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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