What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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