If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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