her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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