Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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