Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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