I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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