laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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